Episode 3!

Today we learn:

- Emily wants to harm Megan so she can bring her back from the brink of death!
- Emily serenades Megan with the scariest song in the world!
- Megan would prefer to restrict freedom of speech!
- Emily is going to end up married to a bro!
- Emily's dramatic skills rival Hollywood's A-list!

Also:

- Harry Potter's wand?!
- A series that makes less sense than Twilight?!
- Kids these days! (get off our lawn!)
- Pro-tips on srs matchmaking!
- The true meaning of Wham's "Wake Me Up (Before You Go Go)"!
- The World's best Chuck Woolery impression!
- A dramatic reading of one of the greatest contemporary compositions!
- Megan finds the sound effects button!

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Referenced today:


Harry and the Potters


A short film starring Mr. Hasselhoff:

From right to left: Emily, Megan

Episode 2.5!

In episode 2.5, Megan interviews Scott about his nerdy origin story!

Today we learn:
-Scott demands to be addressed as "Scott, Esquire"!
-Scott's parents are smarter than Satan!
-Rules lawyers are Debbie Downers!
-"That's what she said" will rarely fail to make Megan laugh!
-Scott hopes his future kids do not turn out to be douches!

Also:
-A true life expose on the drug-fueled nerd orgies of the 80s!
-Grandpa Scott and Grandpa Megan talk about kids these days (get off our lawn!)

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From left to right: Scott, Megan

Episode 2!

On today's episode:
-They're just like people! We talk about our brief encounters with Eddie Izzard, Dominic Monaghan, Viggo Mortensen, Frank Portman, and the MC Bat Commander.
-Emily doesn't like having dirty hands (weirdo!)
-Which Fresh Prince of Bel Air super star shops at Target?
-Reason #1 Megan and Emily aren't allowed to travel together


A little behind the scenes info for you: Emily and Megan are actually part robot. Though they try their best to not let their human slip, at times in this episode they let their robotronic show. Sorry!

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Pictured: Emily(back)and Megan (right)

Episode 1!

Yay! First episode. You'll learn that both Emily and Megan say "like" a lot (and that it's difficult to edit it all out), both of us to like to laugh at our own jokes, and Megan has a lot of wigs stored in the attic of her apartment building (she also likes to speak in third person on this blog).

Episode 1:
-Hola!
-Real letters from the Oregon Trail
-Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog
-Borderlands
-Bad Harry Potter fanfic tribute
-Sayonara!

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Referenced in the episode:



My Immortal, the awesomely awful quintessential Harry Potter fanfic.

Pictured: Emily (blue tank) and Megan (pink tank)